Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Todd Terje - "Inspector Norse" [Music Video]

A great video for perhaps the best dance track of 2012.

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Outkast - "Player's Ball (Original Christmas Version)"

It's not quite as Christmas-y as "Christmas In Hollis", but Outkast's "Player's Ball" was originally released as an Christmas track for the LaFace Family Christmas album.

Weird right?

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Friday, December 21, 2012

Friday, November 30, 2012

Friday, November 23, 2012

Friday, November 9, 2012

Black Dudes React To Conan O'Brien's Obama Victory Speech

"Conan thinks Denzel Washington is a town in the Pacific Northwest," "One time, Conan came up to me and said Jay Minus Zee was his favorite rapster." LULZ.

Why Doesn't MTV Play Music Videos Anymore? (Hint: It's Not Them, It's You)

Louis C.K as Abraham Lincoln (Director's Cut)

In case you missed it...

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Wong Kar Wai's The Grandmasters [Trailer]

I used to be a huge Wong Kar Wai fan, but my interest in his films began to wane around the time 2046 came out (and he parted ways with his longtime cinematographer, Christopher Doyle). He's an amazing director, but the lack of a cohesive narrative in his films began to feel more like like a glaring weakness that just a style.

I'm not exactly sure what's going on here, but there seems to be a narrative at play and Wong's visuals looks as stylish as ever. I might be back on the Wong Kar Wai bandwagon...I'm really looking forward to this one...

The Pizza Song

Now that the election is over and the Romney threat has been averted, we can get back to this kinda shit again...BEHOLD -- the ultimate pizza song!!!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Mitt Romney Is A Spineless Assclown

But you already knew this...

CITIZENS! - True Romance [Music Video]

Great Scene From Extras

Despite loving the original BBC version of the Office, I was never really able to get into this show...this scene is fucking hilarious, though...

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Die Antwoord - "Fatty Boom Boom" [Music Video]

I hated on Die Antwoord in the beginning and was incredulous to discover they had an unironic following. Then I slowly started getting sucked in...the first shot was this Harmony Korine-directed video and now this...

Either they're getting better or I'm becoming desensitized to bad music, either way, I'm feeling this one...

The MacGuyver Song

MacGuyver was a little before my time, but after watching this video I've developed a newfound appreciation.

A coffin/jet-ski? -- WHOA -- that's some serious WTFness!!! Netflix queue adjusted accordingly!

Thursday, October 11, 2012

This Is Pretty Badass

TRUE SKIN from H1 on Vimeo.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Sunday, September 30, 2012

September Fail Compilation

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Mitt Romney Is A Dick

This isn't a political blog, but seriously, fuck this dude

Meet Farrah Abraham...The Heiress Apparent To Rebecca Black?

I haven't decided if she's a secret genius or another reality show fame whore. This is so far into the so bad it's good territory, it's already done a coupla laps. It's weirdly compelling, though...

Lucky Trucker

Friday, September 21, 2012

Downward Dog

Downward Dog (2007) from Josh Mannis on Vimeo.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Icky Blossoms' Sexy New Video

First Look: iPhone 5 FAIL

I've been a fan of Apple products since forever, so I can't front that I'm not excited about the iPhone 5 (My iPhone 3G has served me well for over 4 years, so I don't feel the least bit bad about finally upgrading).

The Jimmy Kimmel Show asked people on the street to test out the iPhone 5 and tell them what they thought. Predictably, everyone shown in the clip raved how much better it was than the 4S...even though the phone the phone they were reviewing was the 4S. People are such sheep...

Monday, September 10, 2012

Anti-Masturbation PSA For The Deaf x R. Kelly

Neal Brennan's Prince Story On The BS Report

Neal Brennan, co-creator of Chappelle Show recounts the time he, Dave Chappelle and ?uestlove met Prince

Tependris Rising

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Masanobu Sato: Champion Masturbator

JJ DOOM - "Guv'nor" [Music Video]

Simple but effective

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Diplo - "Set It Off" (ft. Lazerdisk Party Sex) [Music Video]

This is quite possibly THE MUSIC VIDEO OF THE YEAR. Good ass job, Diplo!

DJs Watch Your Back

Diamond Dave Hosley is puttin' shame in your game

Check Out Hot City's Inspired New Video

Disco Cat Ladies

No words...

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Jackass 3.5 (Full Movie)

Friday, August 17, 2012

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Screamin' Jay Hawkins Documentary (Full Movie)

Geto Boys Live @ The Gathering Of The Juggalos (Full Show)

The sound isn't the greatest, but WTF it's the fucking Geto Boys together. It's worth a look.

"Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me" starts at 40:26 and Willie D's solo joint "Bald Headed Hoes" is at 12:35 if you were wondering...

Monday, August 13, 2012

New Trend Alert! Butthole Tattoos!!!

Here at Captain Beatfart we like to keep you updated on all of the latest trends. If you were headed out to get your butthole bleached -- CANCEL YOUR APPOINTMENT! That's sooo 2010. 2012 is all about making your sphincter look dirtier.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Traci Lords Raps & Thrusts Pelvis Repeatedly

Damn, guuuuuurrrl!

10 Bets You Will Never Lose

The Age Of Gundam Is Near...

Also, is that chick super sexy or what?

Friday, August 3, 2012

The Best/Worst English Accent Ever

Killing Them Softly Trailer

Killing Them Softly reunites Brad Pitt and director Andrew Dominik for Dominik's second feature. I'm totally stoked for this one. Pitt and Dominik did the criminally slept on The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford 5 years ago and I've been waiting for Dominik to get another chance ever since. The trailer looks really promising.

The trailer also features a dope Johnny Cash song from American IV that borrows a bit from Leadbelly's classic, "There's A Man Goin Around Takin Names". You can check out both versions below:

The One Man Korean LMFAO

Cymbals - "Candy Bar"

A great video by one of my favorite bands, Cymbals.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Turkish Rambo (Full Movie)

Because y'all ate up that Turkish Star Wars post, here's some Turkish Rambo for you...


Short and sweet

Friday, July 27, 2012

Going To The Westminster Dog Show On Acid

Russia Is Weird

I smell a Disney animal buddy cop movie in the works...

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Catching Up On The Summer's Fail Compilations

Egyptian Candid Camera Prank Gone Awry

An Egyptian television show tried to prank a popular Egyptian comedian by telling him that they were from an Israeli station. The dude apparently doesn't care for Israeli TV and goes HAM on the hostess and everyone else in the studio.

SMDH...the Middle East is crazy...

Monday, July 23, 2012

Sunday, July 22, 2012

I'm Afraid Of Americans

Turkish Star Wars (Full Movie)

Unless you're smoking a lot of weed, I don't expect you to get through this whole thing, but skip around a bit -- it's pretty entertaining if you're in the mood for it.

Le Miroir

Friday, July 20, 2012

The Master trailer (directed by Paul Thomas Anderson)

This looks incredible

Damon C. Scott, NYC Subway Busker

I'm not into Adele, but this song is pretty powerful when bursting from Damon's lungs

If you get the nagging feeling you've heard his voice before, you probably have. He's also one half of Storm Queen (along with Morgan Geist)

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Lil Wayne - "My Homies Still (ft. Big Sean)" Video

I love this track and the video doesn't disappoint...

The video's got a distinct MTV, 1997~2000 era kind of feel to it, no? I miss that more than I ever thought I would...

Screamin' Jay Hawkins on the Merv Griffin Show in 1966

This is pretty amazing:

To quote Eva from Stranger Than Paradise,"It's Screamin' Jay Hawkins and he's a wild man, so bug off."

Lil Chuckee - "The Wop"

Lil Wayne's protege and resident Cash Money young'un, Lil Chuckee nails it with this one. One of my favorite singles on the year...

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Scottish People WTF?

Learn to speak 'Merican!

Monday, July 16, 2012

Summer In The City

It's That Time Of Year Again...Gathering Of The Juggalos 2012 Infomercial

I always love these infomercials...

Sunday, July 15, 2012

A Mini Documentary About Rakim

The rap game has changed, but greatness is still greatness. If you don't know, get schooled, if you already know sit back and enjoy:

Rakim: The Definition of a Classic from on Vimeo.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Justice - "New Lands" music video


Gert Wilden And His Traveling Band

Tom Waits Again...

On Jimmy Fallon this time


A clam eats salt. It looks cooler than you might think...

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Tom Waits & His Genius Contraption on Letterman

+ his performance

Tom's still got it!

Monday, July 9, 2012

Man Has A Conversation With His 12 Year Old Self

Visual LSD

"Oxidising Hexagons" by Tom Fitzgerald with music from Badly Drawn Boy and Andy Votel

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Friday, June 29, 2012

Dancing Fucking Gorillas

Like the post heading says, it's dancing fucking gorillas. Don't be disappointed when all you see is three gorillas dancing for almost 4 minutes, cuz that's all the video is. Personally, I love it. I just wish the gorillas were real.

Tyler, The Creator & Domo Genesis (Odd Future) - "Sam Is Dead"

I'm not exactly the biggest Odd Future fan in the world, but this is pretty decent.

The Man With The Iron Fists (Directed by The RZA)

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Your Daily Inspiration

Go get 'em, tiger!

Alpoko Don - "Get My Paypa Dog"

The Beginning Of The Quadrotor Takeover

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Taxi Driver 2012

Soulja Boy Didn't Always Suck

Soulja Boy - "What You Know" (ft. JBAR)

Friday, June 22, 2012

Chinese People Find A Fleshlight, Think They Discovered A New Food, Put It On The News

SMDH at this one... And yes, it's a real news story...

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Tom Waits x David Letterman

This is an old interview, but Tom Waits will apparently be appearing on Letterman on July 9th & Jimmy Fallon on July 10th. Consider it appointment viewing.

Friday, June 15, 2012


No more Captain Beatfart mixes for a while. This is what he's up to now.

Pre-Disco Giorgio Moroder

Triumph & That Dude From 30 Rock Visit The Weiner Circle In Chicago

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Damn, Nas Almost Went Medieval on Jay-Z's Ass!

So the story is, back in 2002 during the height on Jay & Nas' feud, Nas was planning on hanging an effigy of Jigga at the Hot 97 Summer Jam. Apparently, when the show's organized caught wind of it, they put the kibosh on the theatrics.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Django Unchained Trailer (Dir: Quentin Tarantino)

I can't wait for this!

The Wire: The Musical

I normally wouldn't be down for this kinda thing but Omar, Kima and Snoop all co-signed, so count me in

A Couple More Wes Anderson Commercials

Because why not?

Friday, June 1, 2012

Ryde Or Die Bitchez

These two chicks are crazy as fuck!

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Bollywood Y.O.G.A. video

Kishore Kumar flipping Kraftwerk on this tight...

Is this the Indian version of the Village People's "YMCA"? If so, props to you, India!

Bill Murray as FDR

GZA, RZA & ODB on Public Access in 1991

Kyrie Irving as Uncle Drew

Well played, Uncle Drew.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Live Squad - "Murderahh"

Fuck! These dudes are HARD-MOTHERFUCKING-CORE!
Random acts of murder? Check. Revenge rape? Check. Killing babies? Yeah. Killing cops? Naturally.

Three Loco - "Neato"

These fools are too funny...

Thursday, May 17, 2012

This Lady Wants Cock

...or does she want some coke? It's not clear.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Snoop's GGN News

with special guests Curren$y and Blowfly

A Brief History of John Baldessari (narrated by Tom Waits)

Monday, May 14, 2012

Friday, May 11, 2012

Scopolamine: The World's Scariest Drug

Everybody Hates Kris

Caine's Arcade

Inspiring little kid...

Monday, May 7, 2012

Let Me Suck Your Breast

The Avengers (OG Style)

Friday, May 4, 2012


Thursday, April 19, 2012

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

"Hot Girls"

If you say so... Rebecca Black x 2.0

Pussy Lover

Monday, April 16, 2012

GZA - "The Jam"

2Pac Hologram at Coachella

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Rap Round Up #3

DJ Khaled ft. Kanye West - "Theraflu" Pill - "Dreamin'" Pill - "It's So Hard" Pill - "Movin' Out" Smoke DZA ft. Jae Millz - "ET's Finger" Flo Rida ft Trina & Pleasure P - "Dumb" Casey Veggies - "Get That" Neako - "LVLCLMX" (Climax instrumental) Curren$y ft. Wale - "What It Look Like" Sean Brown ft Jon Connor - "Hip Hop Shit"

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Rap Round Up #2

Kendrick Lamar ft Dr Dre - "The Recipe"

TI - "Love This Life"

Lil Issue ft Bun B - "My Swag"

New Boyz ft Cory Gunz - "Rain Dance"

Lil Twist - "Stay Schemin' Freestyle"

Trai'D - "1500 Strokes"

Terrace Martin - "Louis Lane"

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Rap Round Up #1

Tyler The Creator - "Lucky Charms"

Wale - Oliver Twist Freestyle

1982 ft Freddie Gibbs Crooked I - "Make It Out Alive"

Lil B - "Can't Nobody Fuck With Based God's Bitch"

Ace Hood - "We On"

Stalley ft. Meek Mill & Rick Ross - "BCGMMG Remix"

YG ft. Mac Miller - "How To Make It In America"

Danny Brown - "Witit"

Monday, March 26, 2012

Friday, March 23, 2012

Vintage KOOL Ad

"As cool and as clean as a breath of fresh air"

Meet Rajini Kanth

Quite possibly the toughest dude in the world...

Lucky Dudes

It's worth the wait...

Japanese Horse Race


Monday, March 19, 2012

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Britney Spears Photo Morph

Oddly compelling...

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Friday, February 24, 2012

Alcohol + Monkeys = GOLD

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Willis Earl Beal - Evening's Kiss

This soft stuff isn't usually my cup of tea, but this hits me somewhere good...

I couldn't stop listening to this song and now I can't stop watching the video.

Willis Earl Beal's debut album, Acousmatic Sorcery, is coming out on Hot Charity / XL Recordings on April 2nd. Cop it.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

From Jack to Juke: 25 Years of Ghetto House

From Jack to Juke: 25 Years of Ghetto House from Sonali Aggarwal on Vimeo.

The Rock-afire Explosion

The feature length documentary:

Brought about by the popularity of Chris Thrash's videos on youtube:

Friday, February 10, 2012

Honey Cocaine - Feel Shit


This Dude Is So Fucking Intense

Intensity in ten cities...


Riskay - Smell Yo Dick

I just rediscovered this track in my iTunes recently and was pleased to find that there is now a video for it. A true unheralded classic!

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

OK Go x Chevrolet

Obviously edited, but not bad

DJ Gothy Jeff & The Dark Prince

Werner Herzog on Chickens

The man is a modern day Socrates

Werner Herzog on Chickens from Tom Streithorst on Vimeo.

Drinking Beer, Smoking Cigarettes and Fingering Girls

I'm split on this one...he's either the saddest or coolest guy in America...I can't quite decide.

Monday, February 6, 2012

M.I.A. - "Bad Girls" video

Epic Canadian Super Bowl Ad

This ad only aired in Canada during the Super Bowl...too bad because it's better than just about any ad we had this year...

Friday, January 27, 2012