WTF?

peeking virtue from Douglas Burgdorff on Vimeo.

I Love The Internet

Indonesian Greasers

Killing it in 19MF60!

Random fact: Indonesia has the 4th largest population in the world -- just behind the U.S.

Spike Jonze x Arcade Fire

I've never really been a huge fan of the Arcade Fire, but they have been seriously killing it in the music video game lately.

Nicolas Cage Going Batshit

I never realized that Nic actually is the male equivalent of Julianne Moore...

Feeling Withdrawals From Eastbound & Down Season 2 Ending?

This'll fix ya:

More Your Highness Videos

As an added bonus, you can see Natalie Portman's ass in a thong. ZOINK!

David Lynch

Apparently this little ditty isn't just the product of some ironically named group called David Lynch

Good Day Today by threeminutesthirtyseconds

This decidedly un-Lynchian piece of upbeat electro-pop goodness is in fact the work of THE David Lynch.



Nice work, kid!

Gil Scott-Heron x Jamie xx

Jamie from the xx is remixing Gil Scott-Heron's I'm New Here album in its entirety.



I'm feeling the remix of "NY Is Killing Me". Can't wait for more...

Ronnie Moipolai: Botswanan Street Musician

This is pretty fucking sick:


Here's another one:

Charlie Murphy on Crowd Control

Norman Mailer vs. Rip Torn

From Norman Mailer's 1968 experimental film, Maidstone

"The White Stuff Is Not Mine, But The Weed Is"

Courtesy of The Smoking Gun

X-Rays Of A Python Digesting A Rat

Courtesy of Roger Ebert's blog

I Love This Video

'030' by The Good The Bad (UNCUT) from 030 on Vimeo.

James Murphy Kicking Out The Jams on Minnesota Public Radio

Playlist:

Bruce Springsteen "Dream Baby Dream" (Live version of a song by Suicide)

The Cars "Shoo Be Doo" Candy-O '79

Suicide "Cheree" First Album '77

Talking Heads " This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)" Speaking In Tongues '83

Harry Nilsson "Jump into the Fire" 'Nilsson Schmilsson' '71

Alessi "Sea bird" (1976) Alessi

Broken Bells - "The Ghost Inside" (featuring Hall & Oates)

Here's the backstory, courtest of NY Mag :

Filmmaker and friend of the band Matt McCormick says the clapping in “The Ghost Inside” reminded him of Hall & Oates “Private Eyes,” so he “looked up the 'Private Eyes' video on YouTube and realized that song structure and tempo was pretty darn close to that of 'Ghost Inside,' and from there just started playing around with syncing up the visuals from the 'Private Eyes' video with 'The Ghost Inside.” Then he superimposed James Mercer's mouth on the face of Mr. Daryl Hall and called it a day. Check out the bewildering, mesmerizing result above.

Captain Beatfart Mix #7 -> Wasabi Gas: A Full-Bodied Blend Of Japanese Funk, Fuzz & Pop

I thought I'd try something a little different with this podcast; instead of a random assortment of mind-blowing tracks, this is a mix of mind-blowing Japanese tracks from the late 60s and early 70s. For the most part they all incorporate psychedelic fuzz, funk and pop in some form or another.

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Captain Beatfart Mix #7 -> Wasabi Gas: A Full-Bodied Blend Of Japanese Funk, Fuzz & Pop by Captain Beatfart

I went into this knowing the broad strokes, but not a ton about Japanese music from this era: The Spiders were the Japanese Beatles, The Finger 5 were the Japanese Jackson 5, Shinki Chen was the Japanese Jimi Hendrix; as well as some of the prog/proto-metal bands like the Flower Travellin' Band and Blues Creation.

I made it my mission while I was visiting Japan to try to find the Japanese James Brown.

Well, I failed*.

It turns out that while funk did seep into the Japanese consciousness in scattershot forms of funkiness, it never really took off as a scene in Japan like rock and later, disco did.

Despite not finding the Japanese equivalent of JB, I stumbled into a lot of great music while I was there, ate a lot of ramen, met a lot of great people in Japan (and some not so great, like the dickhead manager at the Disk Union in the Nihonbashi area of Osaka who kicked me out the store for bringing too many records to the listening station despite the clerk letting me do so...but that's water under the bridge...) and spent way too much time and money looking for records. I meant to put this mix out in May, but I kept finding more and more great shit online and at fairs so I kept putting it off. I finally decided that I had to put it out now since I'd never stop uncovering new stuff, so here it is.

You probably won't like everything I put on here, but chances are pretty good that even the most fervent musicus nerdus among you won't know most (or any) of the music in here. There's been a ton of compilations covering Brazilian, Indian, Nigerian and even Thai music, but Japan's music scene has been largely ignored in the Western reissue scene aside from a handful GS comps (I'm not sure if this is a case of expensive licensing or apathy). I listened to literally about 8 days worth of music to boil it down to the 30 or so tracks I put in this hour long mix. I'll no doubt be sprinkling more Japanese stuff in future podcasts (specifically stuff by P-Model & The Plastics who I love but didn't really fit with the rest of this stylistically) and look forward to being able to free my mind from obsessing over this for a while.

I hope you like it...

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Feel free to spread it!

*There is a guy named Zainichi Funk who put out a record earlier this year who does a pretty faithful JB thing, but I was mostly focusing on trying to find artists from the 60s~70s rather than modern artists for this podcast. You can check out Zainichi Funk's video here.

Spike Jonze's "I'm Here" Short

I Love These Fucking Guys...

Airbag Prank

Boom!

You can hate on Rick Ross all you want, but that fucking chain is so spectacular. The robotic mouths really put it over the top.

El Guincho - "Bombay"

I really could care less if they co-opted images/ideas from other works, this video manages to pack in pretty much everything that's great about music videos:

EL GUINCHO | Bombay from MGdM | Marc Gómez del Moral on Vimeo.

Chris Cunningham x Gil Scott Heron

Procrastination

Procrastination from ism studios on Vimeo.

Steven Seagal's Reggae Jawn

Ghostface Recounts ODB's Gauze-Wrapped Cock

Willie Bum Bum, Willie Willie Bum Bum

Bollywood Rockit

Andy Votel played this track the other night and it nearly melted my face. So good...

Dickheads

Ass Ripples!!!!!!

SHOWstudio: The Fashion Body - Buttocks from SHOWstudio on Vimeo.

New Harmony Korine

This is Harmony's video for Proenza Schouler.

This Really Makes Me Want A Dog

This dog is way better dancer than this one. Time to step your game up bitches!

Drunk Girls!

Bobobobobobobo, ladies!

Wu Tang Busker

The New Cee-Lo Is A Fucking Monster!!!

It's probably coming out a little late to be considered the Summer Jam of 2010, but it's 20x better than anything else I've heard this summer.

Marcel The Shell With Shoes On

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo.

The Books - "Cold Freezin' Night"

"We're Merely Demonstrating The Efficacy Of Our Camera"

That's all...

Gavin McInnes >>>> Criss Angel

Random Acts Of Violence

Hah!

This is the best video I've seen in a while...

This Kinda Makes Me Want A Nissan

Movies To Look Forward To

Gaspar Noe's "Enter The Void"
It kinda looks like Christopher Doyle's cinematography for Wong Kar Wai mixed with Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" video from a few years ago. Both, good things...



Big Tits Zombie 3D


And finally, Troma brings us Father's Day, about a maniac on a father raping rampage. I probably don't need to tell you this, but if you're squeamish, I suggest you avoid this one...

Father's Day - Sneak Peak [VO]
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How To Curse In English (In Chinese)

Wayne Cochran & The CC Riders LIVE!

As far as white dudes being able to pull off the James Brown thing, Wayne's pretty decent.

The Return Of Kenny Powers!

It's been a while since we've seen Kenny...

Kenny Powers Gets Signed By K-Swiss - watch more funny videos

Good to have him back!

They're Raping Everyone In Huntsville

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles LIVE

I love the fact that even though the costume designers couldn't figure out a way to make the Turtles' mouths move, they still sent them out on tour to sing and dance.



Additional observation: The 90's were kinda closeted gay.

Boot Camp Clik

I miss hip-hop....

This Is Really Happening

Behold: Titanic II.

Martin Scorsese's Boardwalk Empire

I cannot wait for this!!!

Preview Trailer #2

Preview Trailer #3

Preview Trailer #4

There's really no way this can't be good.

Only Kidding, Dude

Cruel, but hilarious.

That New Bieber Is On FIRE!!!

El-P x Justin Bieber

GIT IT SHAWTY

Blu On Evolution

BIG BANG BIG BOOM - the new wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

Captain Beatfart Mix #6

A hot summer wind is blowing in from the west.

Breathe it in.

Captain Beatfart Mix #6

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Captain Beatfart Mix #6 by Captain Beatfart

Tracklist:
S.E. Rogie - "Toomus Meremereh Nor Good"
Los Angeles Negros - "El Rey Y Yo"
Can - "Turtles Have Short Legs"
Boca 45 - "Round And Round" (ft. Kelvin Swaby from The Heavy)
Aloe Blacc - "I Need A Dollar"
Scarface - "My Block"
Crooklyn Dodgers - "Return Of The Crooklyn Dodgers"
Don Thomas - "Come On Train"
Jon - "Is It Love"
The Orb - "Little Fluffy Clouds"
Munk - "Kick Out The Chairs" (ft. James Murphy & Nancy Whang of LCD Soundsystem)
The Drums - "Let's Go Surfing"
Contramano - "Checking U"
Yvonne Elliman - "Can't Explain"
Kid Rock - "Doctor Rock" [this is not the Kid Rock you're thinking...]
Sroeng Santi - "Iron Man" [Black Sabbath cover...kind of...]
Spirit - "The Other Song"
Sanford Clark - "The Fool"
Pebbles & Bamm Bamm [of the Flinstones] - "The World Is Full Of Joys (For Little Girls And Boys)"

Dogtooth

This looks like an amazing fusion of Wes Anderson and Gummo/Julien Donkey Boy-era Harmony Korine. Can't wait!

Cowboy Hip Hop

We've come a long way since the early 90's...

America, America This Is Yooooou!!!!

Sterilize me now...

Tires! Fuck Yeah!!!

Is This The Summer Jam Of 2010?

I never thought I'd ever like anything by Katy Perry, but this track is so fucking stupid good.

Music Code Provided by MusicVideolife.com

Ask me again next month and I'll probably be totally sick of "California Gurls", but as of right now, it's working for me.

Adem - "Launch Yourself"

I'll never get tired of this song

Freakin' Fox News...

Sick

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Everything I Know About Gays...

I learned from a Ugandan pastor



Good grief :/

...and what exactly did his "research" comprise of?

Surra de Bunda

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Q: How Awesome Is This Video?

A: Very

Fuck Shit Stack

Thanks to Daniel for the heads up on this one

Crazy Mascot Dunk

This could've gone wrong in so many different ways, but that fucking deer pulled it off...

Gay For Kobe

Thanks to Alexis for this one...

Optimogeddon

The duo that make up Optimo are on my Mt. Rushmore of DJ heroes.

Since 1997 they've been throwing a weekly party in Glasgow called, appropriately enough, Optimo (Espacio). I didn't get hip to them until around 2004 when a friend of mine burned me a copy of their How To Kill The DJ mix and totally changed the way I approached DJing and what I thought of as "dance music".

Anyways, this past Sunday was the final night of the club.

One of my favorite blogs, RIPPED IN GLASGOW, has graciously posted the full 7 hour set from the final night for you to download.

Big Booty Bitches

This came out a couple years ago, but I just found it. I'm kicking myself for not coming up with it first.



This will be THE SUMMER JAM OF 2010 here at York Manor.

Jacques Magazine

I don't know anything about Jacques Magazine, but they know how to make compelling promos...

Jacques: The Sports Issue Trailer, 'Squash' from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.

JACQUES: The Sports Issue, Trailer 2. from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.

New M.I.A.: "Born Free"

M.I.A, Born Free from ROMAIN-GAVRAS on Vimeo.

So the story goes...

LCD Soundsystem - "Drunk Girls"

Not my favorite song on This Is Happening, but the video is amazing



co-directed by James Murphy & Spike Jonze

Salvador Dali Sells Out

With Whitey Ford



Why don't artists do commercials anymore?

Cecil Dill: The Manualist

The Future Of Music

Behold the power of Reverend Alicia

Broken Wear

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Note To Hedo: This Is How You Give A Post Game Interview

Wow

Can someone please explain magnets to the skinny one?

Mmmmm....Pancakes

Between This, Adriano Celentano and Giorgio, Italy Was On Some SHIT In The Seventies

Congrats To Evan Lysacek On Your Gold Medal

This is your future

Aloe Blacc - "I Need A Dollar"

I thought this was a Bill Withers track when I first heard it...


Until someone unseats it, this is THE JAM of 2010!

COT DAMN ALOE! DON'T HURT 'EM!!!

Yesss!!!

Galactic - "Do It Again" feat. Cheeky Blakk - watch more funny videos

Note to the music industry: more videos like this, please.

Another Masterpiece From Our Newly Christened Humcore Genre

This one is not as enthusiastically sung, but just as good.



New Tweedy Brothers - "Danny's Song"

Holy Shit! There's More!!!

This guy makes a little more of an effort to look like he's singing...



I'm officially awarding this a NEW GENRE stamp and calling it HUMCORE.

No Words...

But I'm feeling this. Thanks, Russia!



It's like someone humming a tune to themselves on a good day, but super official.

Crack House

DJ Zinc & Ms. Dynamite - "Wile Out"

...so hot right now...

Don't Take Away His Right To Make Videos, You Guys

It's his right, so fuck you

Captain Beatfart Podcast #5: Fresh Farts

The Captain is back to bring you a fresh blast of beats from his ass to your ears.

As always, the track info is embedded in the file, but if you want to know what you're getting into here's the tracklist:

Marion Black - Who Knows
Big Maybelle - That's A Pretty Good Love
Bo Diddley - Another Sugar Daddy
Mel Torme - Comin' Home Baby
The Deviants - You've Got To Hold On
Yura Yura Teikoku - わかってほしい
Los Roberts - El Saltamontes
Biddu featuring Manhar & Anand - Hum Tumhe Chahte Hain
??? - Pork Chops & Onion Gravy
David Bowie - The Laughing Gnome
The Newcomers - The Martian Hop
Phantogram - Mouthful Of Diamonds
Focus Three - 10,000 Years Behind My Mind
LA Symphony - Broken Now
Crucial Conflict - Hay
Can - Little Star Of Bethlehem
Bullion - Say Goodbye To What
Onra - The Anthem
Jan Turkenburg - In My Spaceship (Pilooski Remix)

Breathe it in.

PULL MY FINGER TO DOWNLOAD

Captain Beatfart #5 by Beatfart

The Most Ridiculous Man In The World

There's a lot more where that came from.

R.I.P. Pauly Fuemana (Dude from OMC)

Creed

And now, a dancing chihuahua...

Funny Or Die

undefined

HBO is on the come up in 2010!

Ball

Can we end the practice of post game interviews already? When was the last time you learned anything interesting from a player's mouth after the game?

How To Report The News

Why Doesn't Mel Gibson Have An Accent?

Mini Daddy

New Banksy

I'm Here

This is the trailer to Spike Jonze's new short entitled, "I'm Here".

I'm With Cocos

Here's a good article summing up Conan's problems at NBC.

Best Afro In Sports Card History

I'm plowing through Bill Simmons' The Book Of Basketball right now and he mentioned this 1976 Topps card of Oscar Gamble, owner of one of the greatest afros in sports history.

Millie Jackson - The Fuck You Symphony

Haiti

You can text “HAITI” to 90999 to donate $10 to American Red Cross relief for Haiti. The donation will be charged to your cellphone bill.

Turd Cutter

Vintage Madlib

LT Embarrasses Himself

Mike Tyson Should Write A Book ASAP

Another gem...

The Daily Show Breaks Down The Rules Of Terror Ball

Fright Club

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Crisis

Frank Terry & Gary Mack on KHJ AM, Los Angeles: September 7, 1966

This is a pretty cool artifact of Los Angeles from the high water mark of the Sunset Strip rock revolution.

Frank Terry & Gary Mack on KHJ LOS ANGELES, September 7, 1966 by iantm2

The music is top notch and the ads are infinitely more interesting than what we have now. What happened?

To download this, just click on the arrow pointing down on the right side of the player, playa.

Independent Front Suspension

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

How Does My Nut Sweat Taste?

Filthy...

Treme Teaser Trailer

Can't wait!

Scottie Pippen Got Jumped By A Pack Of Midgets

This story made my week. Seriously.

In 2008, Scottie Pippen was duped into being in a direct to video movie that featured Pip being assaulted by a group of midgets, which included Gary Coleman.



Scottie out out this press release this week:

"Given the recent controversy surrounding Gary Coleman, the fact that I've been repeatedly asked questions about my small part in the movie 'Midgets vs. Mascots,' and a related video posted online which shows me being assaulted by a group of Little People, I want to clear up any misunderstandings.

"In 2008, I agreed to play a cameo role in a movie titled 'A Tribute to Big Red' (now titled 'Midgets vs. Mascots'). My role was scripted, and the first two scenes went off without any problems. During the third scene, I was told that four Little People, along with actor Gary Coleman, were going to become angry with something I said and storm off as the scene ends. Instead, they basically attacked me, with Gary Coleman apparently climbing on a chair behind me to hit me over the head with a phone (twice).

"A short fight ensued before I heard the film's director yell 'cut.' As I recall, some of the Little People were laughing as the director explained that the scene was 'sort of like an episode of the TV show 'Punk'd.'' At that point, I left quickly without a clear understanding of what was going on.

"As for the Little Person who claims he was injured in the attack, I really don't think I caused the injury or can be held to blame. To the best of my knowledge, there is no action being taken against me, nor am I pursuing any action. For the record, I have never seen the movie and, in hindsight, wish I'd not been involved with it. I simply wanted to make clear my role and position as I understand the movie is coming out soon. I will not be answering any further questions regarding the film."

More info here.
...and video evidence:


As a bonus, here's some vintage Scottie Pippen

Scottie Pippen's Awkward Sub Commercial - watch more funny videos

Marilyn Manson Doesn't Have Shit On Walruses

Back Tits

courtesy of People Of Walmart

Deep Thoughts By Michael Jordan

Just askin'...