Captain Beatfart: 2013

Sunday, November 3, 2013

"Hey you've reached Whitegalyardie. The girl with the tight pussy," and it goes from there...

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Man Cries After Seeing Kobe Bryant In China

Friday, August 2, 2013

Compton Cricket Club [Mini Documentary]

This Is PUNK

with hits by the likes of Toni Basil and Crowded House, natch.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Give Your Hot And Spicy Meat A Good Rub

Yeah-ha, boy!

Steven Seagal Runs Like A Bitch LOL

We've Found The Heiress-Apparent To Rebecca Black...

...And her name is Tay Allyn.
This shit is so bad and stupid, I can't even...I give up.

Todd Terje's BBC Essential Mix

Tracklisting:
01. Wally Badarou - Voices 1'49''
02. Ryuichi Sakamoto & Robin Scott - Once In A Lifetime
03. Herb Alpert - Rotation
04. Jim Morrison - Ghost Song
05. Guru Guru - Tacoma
06. Edu Lobo - Zanzibar
07. Paul Mauriat - From Jupiter With Love
08. Juan Laya & Jorge Montiel - Cumbanchero
09. Traks - Wild Safari (Todd Terje Edit)
10. Men At Work - Down Under (Chuck Norris Dub)
11. Dennis Brown - Out Of The Funk
12. Tanner Ross - Straight To The Moon
13. Tim Green - Cherry
14. Johnwaynes - 1002 Nights
15. Nee Karabcek - Yali Yali (Todd Terje Edit)
16. Angelo & Eighteen - Flight 2
17. Status IV - You Ain't Really Down (Todd Terje Edit)
18. Lone - Lying In The Reeds
19. Chico Hablas - Los Voladores (Todd Terje Edit)
20. Joe - R.E.J. Bit
21. Kitty Winter - New Morning (Prins Thomas Edit)
22. Shindai Lovers - A Little Bit Faster
23. Linus Loves - Skagg
24. Steve Miller Band - Serenade
25. Sleazy McQueen - Mrs. Vanderbilt
26. Guitar Slim Green - Shake It Up (Todd Terje Edit)
27. Gerry Rafferty - Right Down The Line
28. Nicolette Larson - Lotta Love

America Has Been Dumb For A Long Time

At least since 1982.

Case in point: this Valley Girl contest.

This Is My Shit

Alex Kasau & Nguuni Lovers Lovers - "Raha Wi Mathenya"

Seriously, how can you listen to this and not feel kinda good?

FYI This is What's Big In Pakistan

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

I Got Dat Miley Cyrus

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Friday, July 12, 2013

Spiderman Be Ballin'

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Amazing Video Weirdness

The title pretty much says it all...

Unlocking The Truth

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

A Bunch Of Short Films By Louis CK

Brunch (1995)

Hello There (1995)

Hijacker (1995)

Ugly Revenge

Ice Cream

The Legend Of Willie Brown

The Letter V

Searching For Nixon

Persona Ne’ll Aqua

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Major Lazer - "Bubble Butt" (feat. Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Tyga & Mystic)

Video of the year?

Methinks so.

Groupies (1970) [Full Movie]

A Charles Mingus Documentary From 1968

The eviction scene is heartbreaking...

Joe Walsh - "Space Age Whiz Kids" [Music Video]

Gary Numan - "M.E." (Live)

Thursday, May 23, 2013

OMG...Waka Flocka...just WOW...

Bowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbow FLOCKA FLOCKA! WAKA! YUH! YUUUUUUHHHHHHH!

Mexican Wrestler Dropkicks Midget in a Monkey Suit

Friday, May 10, 2013

When The Harlem Shake Goes Really Wrong

Or does it go right?

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

The DFA Records Story: Too Old To Be New, Too New To Be Classic

This is all kinds of "yes"! Thoroughly entertaining if you've been a fan of DFA Records.

Is Tropical - "Dancing Anymore" [Music Video]

I'm absolutely looooooving this video...you think it's going to go one way at the beginning and it takes a huge amazing/awesome/hilarious turn.

LOL At Yourself If You Like Lana Del Rey

Odiseo Vol. 2 by Canda [Short Film]

I have no idea what this video is teasing, but it's pretty cool as a standalone piece.

And now...a Bollywood Banger

Usha Khanna - "Tere Jaisa Pyara Koi Nahin"

(h/t Andy Votel)

Friday, May 3, 2013

JAM OF THE MOMENT: Temples - "Shelter Song"

This is just soooo goooooood!

Charles Ramsey: American Hero

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Vintage D.C. Soul

The Unifics - "Court Of Love"

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

That Time Steve Buscemi Met Vampire Weekend

Too funny..

"Our manager says you have an AOL account."

Thursday, March 28, 2013

The Beach Boys Are Totally Overrated

Some Early Paul Thomas Anderson Films...

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Badass 6 Year Old B-Girl

This little girl might just be my favorite non-adult in the world right now...

A Bunch Of Shit Breaking In Slow Motion

Oddly hypnotizing...

Tempus II from Philip Heron on Vimeo.

Monday, March 11, 2013

"I'll Get You Bitch!"

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Mood Indigo (directed by Michel Gondry) [Movie Trailer]

Looks amazing!

That Time Michael Jackson Came To Visit Gary, Indiana (as told by Freddie Gibbs)

Hanni El Khatib - "Family" [Music Video] (Slightly NSFW)

Thursday, February 14, 2013

The Weeknd - "Twenty Eight" [Music Video] (NSFW)

The Weeknd - Twenty Eight (Explicit) from The New Layout on Vimeo.

Beck Does Bowie With A 167-Piece Orchestra

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Butt Bongo Fiesta

JAM OF THE MOMENT

Manicured Noise - Metronome (Cousin Cole Remix) (2013 Remaster)

The Creepiest Commercial For Tea You'll Ever See

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Jesus Christ Is My Nigga...(?)

Uhhhhhh....WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Monday, February 4, 2013

And now...A Beatboxing Goat

Friday, February 1, 2013

WHATEVEREST [Short Film]

WHATEVEREST is a documentary about the unlikely inspiration behind a dance tune produced by Todd Terje called "Inspector Norse". "Inspector Norse" is the internet alias of Marius Solem Johansen, a failed musician living in a small town, producing dance videos and drug recipes for YouTube.

WHATEVEREST from Kristoffer Borgli on Vimeo.