Intervention

So hardcore...

Skrillex - Ruffneck

I'm a few days late on this, but fuck it, it's great.

Best Fails Of 2011

Ass Cream

How to Pronounce Zach Galifianakis

Radio Soulwax - Hardcore Or Die Mix

Hardcore or die from Radio Soulwax on Vimeo.

Dapper Don - Kush Groove

I slept on this one...



Download the mixtape HERE.

araabMUSIK MURDERS IT!

Your Life Could Be A Lot Worse...

It's mean to say, but whatevs...

Major Lazer - "Original Don"

Crystal Meth Is A Hell Of A Drug

Yo Hollywood!

Wanna start making money again? Forget all that Taylor Lautner-Jason Statham mess and make movies like these:

Jacuzzi Boys - "Glazin'" (Totally NSFW, but HILARIOUS!)

Between this and the Duck Sauce video, I think we're in the midst of Oscar season for music videos as we near the end of 2011.

Jacuzzi Boys - Glazin' from Jacuzzi Gals on Vimeo.

Meet Zahia Dehar

Cot Damn!



Apparently she is France's answer to Courtney Stodden.

France wins.

Mike Tyson, Songwriter

A new song comprised entirely of quotes from Iron Mike.

This Is So Confusing

Japanese pre-teens doing metal.



Thanks, Japan!

I'm With Shithead

Duck Sauce - "Big Bad Wolf" (Kinda NSFW)

I've lost track of all the videos I've dubbed the video of the year this year, but this is hands down the best video I've seen in a few months...

Gym Bunny

I'm not exactly sure what's going on here, but it's definitely weird.

Father & Son

McDonald's Employee SNAPS!

Two woman start acting HAM on the McDonald's dude. They smack him then jump the counter after he questions the authenticity of a $50 bill.

It looks like he retreats, but alas, he returns with a metal bar and just fucking goes nuts on 'em Joe Pesci-style.

WARNING: DISTURBING VIDEO



The white lady needs to STFU, btw. She's only escalating the situation.

New Nas

Don't count him out yet...

Mitt

A Short Film In Fake English

Get The Fuck Off My Lawn!

Rollerblading Fails x3

Darwinism in action...#SMH

Thanks, Steve

The word "genius" gets thrown around a lot in our society. Very few people assigned the label actually fit the bill.

Steve Jobs was one person who did.

He was a once-in-a-generation visionary and creative genius. The world is a better place because of his ideas and innovations. He not only changed the way in which we think about technology, he changed the way we think.

Thank you, Steve Jobs. Rest in peace.



"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose"

"Stay hungry. Stay foolish."

Ninjas Going H*A*M

American Juggalo

American Juggalo from Sean Dunne on Vimeo.

Luck

New show from HBO. This looks pretty tight...

Season 1 Tease

Just Another Day In The Hood

Short & Sweet

Dancing To Dubstep 101

Simple, see?

New JUS†ICE! "Audio, Video, Disco"

If the first two songs that have come out are any indication, Justice will not be suffering from any kind of sophomore slump. Sorry, haters.

This Fucking Guy Is Craaaaaazy

Gets pulled over. Fights a cop. Steals cop's car. Goes on a wild joyride. Then,



wrecks the shit out of the cop car. See you in 10-15!

GZA & Wavves (whaaaaaaat?)

It's actually not the clusterfuck you might think it would be.



Well, done everyone!

Louis C.K. Killing On Conan

The world is finally catching up to Louis C.K.

If you haven't seen his show on FX, Louie, do yourself a favor and go to sidereel or something and check it out immediately. With Curb Your Enthusiasm seemingly sliding a bit this season, Season 2 of Louie has been filling the void with one of the best seasons of any comedy show ever.

John Lennon Acting Like A Retard

"In The Fall" by Steve Cutts

In The Fall from Steve Cutts on Vimeo.

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
-- George Bernard Shaw

Transformers Dubstep

Transformers Dubstep HD/720p from Dean SaladUK Wyatt on Vimeo.

Mayer Hawthorne - A Long Time

A Long Time - Mayer Hawthorne from MayerHawthorne on Vimeo.

Sam Fuller's Screen Test for The Godfather with Al Pacino

Fuller_Pacino_Screentest from Heiko van der Scherm on Vimeo.

Jay-Z & Kanye - "Otis" directed by Spike Jonze

Jay and 'Ye backed up their bombast with Watch The Throne. I'm still geeking out over it. Here's their first video, directed by the one and only Spike Jonze. It definitely has a loose, "Sure Shot" kind of feel to it -- not exactly what you'd expect from a video with Jay-Z, Kanye and a Maybach.

Crazy Brawl At A Russian Sea World

Maylee Todd - "Aerobics In Space"

Kinda like a funked out Deee-Lite:

Erule - "Listen Up"

Is this the most slept-on classic ever?



The beat. The lyrics. Damn!!!

If you don't have it, your friends at HQ Hip Hop got you hooked up.

The Beauty Is In The Context...

Stay free, DMX!

France Gall - "Laisse Tomber Les Filles"

Japanese Cotton Candy Pop

Or insulation. Depending on how you look at it, I suppose.

Yo Dawg, Anyone Ever Call Your Moms Sloopy?

Michel Gondry's Trippy New Video for Björk's "Crystalline"

The Art Of Picking Up Women

You've been doing it wrong.

YES!!! New Beavis & Butt-Head!

This makes me soooo happy...

Get More: Beavis and Butt-Head, MTV Shows

Golden Voiced Homeless Man, Part 2

Rebecca Black sans the auto-tune

Neill Blomkamp's New Teaser Trailer

i.e., the dude who directed District 9 & this dope Halo trailer

I'm not gonna lie...

I'm totally stoked for the new season on Jersey Shore.

Get More: Jersey Shore, MTV Shows, Jersey Shore (Season 3), MTV Shows

I can't wait to see Ronnie knock Sitch THE FUCK OUT!!!

Beastie Boys - "Don't Play No Game That I Can't Win" directed by Spike Jonze

The Beastie Boys Don't Play No Game That I Can't Win ft. Santigold from Beastie Boys

Keep It Classy, San Diego

The Scooter Jam You've Been Waiting For

This guy is doing for scooters what the Ruff Ryders did for motorcycles.

Stoned Ape Theory

This Guy Just Fucking Shot Himself

Crabwalkin' Meets High Kicking

Crabwalkin' from 5-Second Films on Vimeo.

Close Call...

WTF, Part 2

From the man that brought you this unforgettable video, comes the highly anticipated follow-up; now with bigger boobs (NSFW):

she went along with him from Douglas Burgdorff on Vimeo.

June 2011 FAIL Compilation

I can't get enough of these

Exercising On Horseback Without The Horse

Was this ever a Mr. Show sketch?

Shampoo Prank

The simplest pranks are the most effective.

Supersonic Man

Ron Swanson's Gallic past revealed...



More info HERE

Busker In Mallorca

This dude is a cross between Bob Logg III and Konono No.1 in the best sense.

DJ Shadow - "I Gotta Rokk"

The new EP isn't all that great, but at least the new video kinda makes up for it.

Get 'Em, Jon!

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"



For those with a shorter attention span, here's the abridged version:

New Kool Keith!

I haven't really paid all that much attention to Kool Keith since the Matthew and Analog Brothers albums. Powerbar Ernie showcased a faint glimmer of genius, but this quantity over quality shit is for the birds (and Baseheads).

I came across this track recently and it's actually kinda nice. If nothing else, the video is entertaining enough to keep your eyeballs' attention for a coupla minutes.



Get the whole album by Yeti Beats FOR FREE HERE

New Captain Beatfart Mix #9 Coming Soon!

Here's a taste:



Salma Agha - "Come Closer"

In case you slept, here's the LAST MIX

Best Trailer EVER!

The trailer for Le Quattro Volte is better than 96% of movies at your local theatre:

More Teens Are Having Fuck

Big Man Japan

I just watched this last night and it blew my mind.

Do yourself a favor and check it out .

TV On The Radio - "You"

10 years from now, the guys from TVOTR reunite...

Battles - "Ice Cream"

I'm not sure if this is by the same director who did the El Guincho video a couple of months back, but it has the same manic energy. I'm feeling it.

Bo-Taoshi

If there's no NFL this fall, how about if we give this sport a try:



...from Japan, natch.

Apparently the objective is for a team to defend their pole for two (some say three) minutes. If the pole tips 30 degrees or more for three seconds the defending team loses.

Gangsta Folk

This actually kinda works...

Happy Doomsday!

This probably isn't the end, but if it is, we can all blame Dr. Doom.

The Return Of Michael Bolton

Actually, it's not so bad...

Happy Birthday, James Brown!!!

A Few More Candidates For Track Of The Year

I bump this during the day if I need an energy boost:


Cymbals - "Totally Over"

preorder the Cymbals' album HERE

This is the car freak out jam of the moment:


Unknown Mortal Orchestra - "How Can U Luv Me"

The song I'd most want to hear played at a club right now:

WIN WIN - VICTIM featuring Blaqstarr by ScionAV

More info about the Win Win album HERE

Beastie Boys - "Fight For Your Right" (Revisited)

Worth the wait...here's the whole shebang:

Epic Speech

Okay, so the speech is brief, but the entrance is something to behold

Police

6 seconds of youtube bliss...

I Miss James Murphy Already...

m ss ng Murphy from m ss ng p eces on Vimeo.

Rory Sutherland: Life lessons from an ad man

Clara y Morena - "No Llores Mas"

These ladies are so tight...

Fight For Your Right (Revisited)

I'm so stoked for the new Beastie Boys album. The bits that have been released so far have been a big improvement from To The Five Boroughs. This is just the deliciously sweet icing on the cake:

Daaaaayummm!

Wait for it...wait for it...

Mexican Pointy Boots

This is how rural Mexican hipsters get down:



Next year: skis.

I Fully Back These Sluts

Slutwalk 2011.

Farewell, LCD Soundsystem...

Time to find a new favorite band...

Umshini Wam [Harmony Korine x Die Antwoord]

This feels a lot like Gummo II:



As far as Die Antwoord goes, I feel like I've never really been in on the joke.

I suppose a lot of movie-goers have the same attitude towards Harmony Korine, so I guess they're a perfect match.

Here's the description from the VBS website :

Korine’s sixteen-minute short brings the audience to the fringes of society where Ninja and Yo Landi of Die Antwoord star as wheelchair-bound gangsters. Residing in the outskirts of civilization, Ninja and Yo Landi play trigger-happy, gun-toting misfits who bond throughout the film by sharing cartoonishly huge joints, sticking-up business owners, and seeking refuge and shelter in the woods. It is a tale of love and the struggle for survival.

Gang Fight!

This wouldn't be a legit blog if I didn't have some kind of Rebecca Black-related post, right?



"Gonna get you with my pleasant Nazis. Am I right?"

Get Well Soon Japan...

The situation in Japan has really bummed me out and stolen my attention for the past coupla weeks...

Thankfully, my family and friends out there are doing fine, but there's still plenty of people in need of your help. Even if it's just a couple of dollars, donate to the Red Cross' relief efforts in Japan if you can.

Remember, if not for Japan, we wouldn't be blessed with entertainment like this...

Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg & Enema Man

If former Sen. Alan Simpson (R) bought his grandkid an Enema Man CD, I think I know why he didn't get a thank you card.

SebastiAn - "Total"

SEBASTIAN TOTAL (X rated)
Uploaded by revenge001.

Lady Gaga - "Born This Way"

I'm not into the song so much, but fuck it, the video is tight.



Adding this video by Johnny Hallyday because it always struck me as Gaga-esque

The Vaccines - "If You Wanna"

My early pick for track of the year..



They're not breaking any new ground, but it's catchy as fuck!

Basically, You Can Spell Gaddafi's Name Any Way You Want...

Or choose from one of these 32 options. Take that Baskin Robbins!

Monkey Maître d'

I'm all about a monkey serving me a meal, but something about a monkey serving me food in a mask and wig totally creeps me out.

Reason #47 Why I'll Never Set Foot In The Middle East

As bad as our freeway system may be here in Southern California, this kinda shit thankfully never happens.

Captain Beatfart Mix #8: Captain Beatfart & The Beastly Calliope

It's been a few months and the Captain's been backed up like a like a sink full of bacon grease.

Relax, sit back, and allow him to run his snake down your earpipes.

The tracklist:

Los Monstruos - Hey Monstruo
Nighttrain - Hallo Bimmelbahn
Bunker Hill - Hide And Go Seek (Part 1)
Harold Dorman - Uncle Jonah's Place
Etta James - What'd I Say
Jackie Wilson & Lavern Baker - Think Twice (Version X)
Proud Mary - We'll Make It Alright
Dottie Campbell - He's About A Mover
Los Crazy Birds - Soy Normal
The Starlets - You Don't Love Me
Friend & Lover - Reach Out Of The Darkness
Pete Rock - Half Man Half Amazin' (ft. Method Man)
The Tufftones - Sensi For Sale
MC Shan - M.C. Space
James Brown - Please, Please, Please
Peter Fernandez - Borriquito
Orchestre Poly-Rhythmo De Cotonou - Noude Ma Gnin Tche De Me
Hasil Adkins - Chicken Walk
Witch - Like A Chicken
Lloydie & The Lowbites - Birth Control
The Prisonaires - Just Walkin' In The Rain

DOWNLOAD

Captain Beatfart Mix #8: Captain Beatfart & The Beastly Calliope by Captain Beatfart

Whoa!

This'd make Michael Bay blush

Undercity

UNDERCITY from Andrew Wonder on Vimeo.

Rubber

Directed by Mr. FUCKING Oizo!!! Looks great!

Housewife Takes A Trip

"I wish I could talk in technicolor"



"If you can't see it, then you'll just never know it. I feel sorry for you..."

Humans Are Gross, Pt. II

I like the part where the dude fucks Airwolf and then Airwolf kills himself.

Car Fuckers:


Watch Strangelove - My Car Is My Lover [Part 1] in Entertainment  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com



Watch Strangelove - My Car Is My Lover [Part 2] in Entertainment  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

Humans Are Gross

So, Michael Vick goes to jail for 23 months and these white people roam free, huh?

Titties All Jiggly

With Valentine's Day just around the corner, the Captain has a gift suggestion for that special lady in your life...



How long after you get this for your girlfriend/wife does it go down her pants?

Beastie Boys Goin' Ham, circa 1987